"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
*picks it back up because that’s not how we handle sound equipment*
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player
okay what the fuck
Why do other ppl have my name wtf