Perfect for murdering people.
I’m so glad we are all on the same page.
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
Bad Harry Potter
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i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
Good boy. Tread that air.
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“Hahahahahahahaha okay fine I’ll fish you out.” — so many fathers